The very unofficial application

Date
Jake.

You could keep liking each other’s stories. Or we could make actual plans.

Good banter required
Jake in a tan jacket and white shirt

One date. Zero interview panels.

Let’s see the application.

About a minute. Take it as seriously as you want.

Pick our first date.

18+ only. By submitting, you agree to share these answers with Jake. Only Jake can view submissions.

Now we’re getting somewhere

Application submitted.

Jake can now see your answers. Keep an eye on your DMs.

The guy behind the application

A little about Jake.

I grew up in Thailand for 14 years as a missionary kid. Then I came to America, finished high school, and took a path that’s given me a few stories worth hearing over dinner.

Chapter 01 · Thailand

A different kind of childhood.

Fourteen years growing up in Thailand as a missionary kid. If you’re looking for an easy conversation starter, we’ve already got one.

Chapter 02 · Marines

Six years in the Corps.

After graduating high school in America, I joined the Marine Corps and served for six years.

Chapter 03 · Police

From Marine to cop.

Next came a year and a half in law enforcement. Another chapter, and definitely more dinner conversation.

Chapter 04 · Today

Now, insurance.

These days I work in insurance. Don’t worry—this application is for a date, not a policy.

Jake beside his red Corvette at night
The ride is sorted.
Jake visiting a waterfall
More than a homebody.
Jake’s Marine Corps service photo with fellow Marines
Six years in the Marine Corps.
Jake in police uniform with others
A chapter in law enforcement.

Why should you give me a date?

I’ve got a cool car, a house, and a stable career in insurance. So yes, I can pick you up, I have a place to put the leftovers, and I won’t need you to split my phone bill. Let’s trade stories, laugh a little, and see if there’s chemistry.

Okay, let’s make some plans.